How to Get Away With Genocide, in 4 Easy Steps!

Pretend, for a moment, that you desire to exterminate an entire People, and empty them from the country or land where they live.

Perhaps you’re a Turk who wants to get rid of all the Armenians.

Perhaps you’re a Hutu who wants to get rid of all the Tutsis in Rwanda.

Perhaps you’re Sauron, and you want to get rid of all the people of Gondor.

Pick your example. Any example is fine! This easy guide will explain exactly how to do it – AND get away with it!

Let’s go!

Step 1:

Once you’ve identified the population you wish to exterminate, bomb their entire country to the ground. Every last building.

-Houses

-Apartment buildings

-Schools

-Hospitals

Everything. Don’t leave any structure standing. Reduce every village, town, and city to rubble.

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Step 2:

When the world says, “Hey, you can’t do that!”, you say:

“Every building had terrorists in it.”

And when the world points out that that’s a cartoonishly dumb excuse, you just keep saying it anyway:

“Every building had terrorists in it.”

Or better yet, a “terrorist command center.” That’s right – every single house was a command center.

Or it contained a “weapons cache.”

Terrorists. Weapons cache. Terrorist command center.

Over and over and over again. Just keep saying it.

You don’t need to provide any proof. Just say it. Send out all your spokespeople and ambassadors around the world to do talk shows, and just say it and keep saying it, again and again and again.

Say it and don’t stop.

Step 3:

When concerned people present images of the innocent people you’ve killed (such as little kids), you say:

“Those are human shields.”

Say you’re sad that the kids have to get blown up and slowly suffocated under the rubble of the houses you collapsed on top of them – very, very sad – but they were human shields.

And so it’s not your fault. It’s the kids’ parents’ fault, for “using” them as human shields. They voted for the wrong political party, and so they deserve to watch their children be murdered.

Say human shields, over and over again.

Emphasize that it’s not even you who killed the children.

-Sure, you pushed the button.

-Sure, you knew the button would launch a bomb.

-Sure, you knew the bomb was pointed at an apartment building or a house or a school or a hospital or an ambulance rushing to rescue another set of children you already bombed.

-Sure, you knew that the bomb would explode upon impact and kill all those people.

But, despite this, it is not you who killed the people. It was themselves! They killed themselves, with your bomb, by pushing the button with your finger.

And don’t forget to say terrorists, and human shields.

Just keep repeating those two phrases, back to back, ad nauseum.

Terrorists. Human shields.

Terrorists. Human shields.

Terrorists. Human shields.

Over and over again.

Step 4:

If anyone still doesn’t buy your bullshit, accuse them of being a bigot against your ethnicity.

Say, “You’re a racist!”

Or “You’re an anti-me-ite!”

And if you’re Jewish, make sure to use “antisemite.” It works every time.

“You hate me for my DNA! Not the fact that I’m bombing babies. No – it’s my DNA that you hate.”

Call them a Nazi.

Bring up Hitler, and compare them to him.

Mention the Holocaust.

And don’t forget to remind them liberally about terrorists. And human shields.

This will shield you from any further criticism. You can kill as many people as you want, and exterminate a whole population from their country, and get away with it.

That’s how to commit genocide in the modern world.

And we have Israel to thank for this. Israel convinced the world that genocide is “just what happens in war.” Israel pioneered this brave new world for us, devoid of all laws and standards.

As usual, we Jews are at the forefront of innovation.

This is why they hate us.

It’s not a sin to admit this.